Posted: 14 Jul 2011 at 14:56 | IP Logged
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This is going to sound harsh...
You're a degree collector.
Degree collectors are people who have lost sight of the fact that the whole point to what we're doing is to get a desirable job. Instead, the degree collector seeks out extra degrees, classes, and certifications that will make his resume "more marketable". With each additional degree/certification obtained, the degree collector still gets the same response to his resume (little interest, if any, from employers). The degree collectors solution is that he doesn't have enough degrees/certifications, or he doesn't have the most desirable mix of degrees/certifications. So he goes back to school and the cycle continues.
You are the end-product of this mentality. You are 30 years old with no job and no work experience. You are over-qualified for bookkeeping jobs, and quickly approaching an age where you'll be too old for entry-level public accounting jobs.
What can you do? Drop everything you're doing and get a job. And not just any job. If you want the CPA, you need a public accounting job. From this day forth, you need to milk your connections for everything they're worth. Talk to your friends, your girlfriend's friends, friends of friends, about the type of work you're looking for. Do they know anyone at Deloitte, PWC, Ernst & Young, KPMG, BDO Seidman, McGladrey, GT, etc. Ask them. Everybody knows somebody who works there. Ask to sit down with them for lunch. Tell them you're highly interested in public accounting and you think you'd make a great fit.
Stop studying. Most new associates with offers for public accounting firms have not even started studying for the CPA. Yet they have offers, and you don't. Start networking your ass off and stop with the useless studying.
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