This is probably more relevant than the other section of forum i posted...for those who haven't seen this.. very funny. Sounds like PWC...lolz

Here's the typed dialogue from a video link. If you can go on youtube, then its even better to watch teh video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Yry3ZXaB0

Dialogue b/w associate/Sr  and Manager:

Sr: Hi Sheron, I completed those analytics you asked for.

Manager: Good, how long did it take you?

Sr: About 4 hours I think...i have a few questions.

Mgr: 4 hours, y did it take you that long?

Sr: It was a fkin huge analytics

Mgr: We budged for 1 hr. I trust that you charged the rest of your time to G & A?

Sr: I don't understand

Mgr: Forget it, what is the status on the committee agenda meeting?

Sr: I thought that was something the mgr did? I haven't started becuz i was working on the analytics.  Should i have written the agenda instead of going to bed last night?

Mgr: The partner wants to review it next friday. I want it on my desk monday so i can review it on Wednesday.

Sr:I"m on vacation the rest of the week, remember?

Mgr: will you have your computer with you?

Sr: Yes, i will. WTF is the point of booking vacation.

MGr: Please complete the agenda tomorrow, so i can review it next wednesday.

Sr: is it okay if i work on it next week if you don't need it till next wednesday.

Mgr: lets work on it tomorrow so that way next week, you can help me with my other clients.

Assoc: Can you remind me y i work here?

MGr: I just got off the phone with James, the numbers are changing.

Sr: Wtf, I just completed the analytics.

Mgr: Please update the analytics with the new numbers. We need this today.

Sr: Godddamnit, the numbers will just change again tomorrow. The report isn’t due next month

Mgr. The partner would like to review it this weeknd.

Sr: Sht, godddmnit, y does everyone work on the weekends?

Mgr: Order some dinner, we will be working late tonite.

Sr: NO sht. What do you want to eat?

Mgr: I want the chicken salad from corner bakery. Also, get me a diet coke from McDonalds.

Sr. Your joking. They have diet coke at the corner bakery.

Mgr: McDonalds has better coke. Please hurry before my caffeine wears off.

Sr. I’m so glad that I have a CPA so I can serve you better